HAILING
FREQUENCIES
>> OPEN
FREQUENCIES
>> OPEN
I think EVERYONE should watch this episode of #Frontline about the crash of our economy. Journalism at its finest. http://t.co/fTdxfHBS
May 23rd at 6:27am
Art is about me. Advertising is about you.
May 22nd at 1:51am
Here's to all the emails you wrote but DIDN'T send. #goodcall
May 21st at 3:11am

- We sent the twins to Grandpa and Grandma's house for the night -- and they came back with homemade bread and cinnamon rolls. Good boys!

- Spring Break in the Seattle. This is the view from our hotel room overlooking Lake Union. From our ample balcony, we enjoyed watching the float planes taking off and landing while dodging sailboats.

- Atop the Space Needle at night. We've been in the day before, but it really feels different at night.

- One of my favorite parts of our trip was a tour of CenturyLink Field -- where the Seahawks and Sounders play. Looking forward to seeing some games here, but we also got to see parts of the stadium we probably wouldn't normally, including the press box, luxury suites, and we got to go down on the field, too. Great tour and reasonably priced. (SCORE!)
- I especially love how they included the city skyline as part of the stadium experience. Also, one of my charming boys: Conner.

- Our family event planner and my lovely wife, Christine. Say hello, darling.

- The twins take the field: Carson and Conner.

- Although Conner likes this sweatshirt, he wanted me to make sure everyone understands he's a Duck.
- “The inspiration may come from anywhere, but damnit, the words come from me.”
A selection of tweets from 2011 @ d_muthaship
Tebow mashup. I'll give it an 8 because youcan dance to it. http://t.co/Ot8GX6Yz #ESPN#TebowTime
Fri Dec 1620:32:57 +0000 2011
Think Different? @RobSiltanen sets the record straight. Great behind-the-sceneslook at one of the best campaigns ever. http://t.co/PQI3rBBWFri Dec 1607:52:45 +0000 2011
Young philanthropists. I couldn’t be more proud of my boys!#OHSUDoernbecher #Waluga http://t.co/o5TX1LKGMon Dec 1219:38:34 +0000 2011
First-ever Pac-12 Championship Game. Right after these commercial messages.#GoDucks Sat Dec 0301:00:16 +0000 2011
Digging this spot for Johnnie Walker. Who's making these?#SayItWithoutSayingIt http://t.co/SkPfLgQj Wed Nov 3007:10:54 +0000 2011
Ha! Great article, but I can think of several dozen other agencies whosenames belong on this list. http://t.co/W8gfMQQdMon Nov 2117:28:44 +0000 2011
Twins + braces = $12,000! #twintrouble Wed Nov 1622:02:28 +0000 2011
3 million EV charging stations expected worldwide by 2016 -- up from 20,000in 2010. Ride that electric wave! #PlugIn Tue Nov 1516:50:08 +0000 2011
@struckaxiom - Hope you enjoyed the goodies. @d_muthaship http://t.co/8T4j5ucz Tue Nov 1504:15:14 +0000 2011
Love the Tebow dime-to-completion ratio. #PrimeTimDime #Broncos Mon Nov 1420:54:10 +0000 2011
This made me smile. RT @Fimpen This stop motion clip is pretty crazy: http://t.co/Mc3eMT43 Mon Nov 1405:58:36 +0000 2011
RT @arnied: Jimmy Fallon as Jim Morisson, A Reading Rainbow http://t.co/oQ6BiReZ (via @fludapp) Mon Nov 1400:56:49 +0000 2011
My boys and I did push-ups every time the Ducks scored in our 53-30beat-down of Stanford. Think I'm gonna be sore tomorrow. #GoDucks Sun Nov 1305:15:08 +0000 2011
Digging the outreach I see from Saatchi LA. There's more to life than just advertising.#saatchilagoodday Thu Nov 1018:24:33 +0000 2011
I may not be my own best client, but I am determined not to be my worst. http://t.co/fMcm0zBZ Wed Nov 0917:38:09 +0000 2011
Iraq Lobster!#FamilyGuy http://t.co/NJzwgk2M Tue Nov 0807:12:37 +0000 2011
It's my Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. http://t.co/vEljQ5SJTue Nov 0104:12:10 +0000 2011
She’s everything I've always wanted in ademon. http://t.co/UB2e9B6G - #UglyAmericansWed Oct 2607:55:09 +0000 2011
NEVER STOP RUNNING. Simple. Fun. Brilliantly executed. http://t.co/yLgg32Zo #Nike @NikeRunning Mon Oct 2420:32:13 +0000 2011
#RooseveltHotel - Got to listen to my neighbors partying all last night . .. then vomiting early this morning. Good times. Sat Oct 0818:11:57 +0000 2011
@lionelrecruits - Dig the Wampas, but I'm holding out for Ewok. Wed Oct 0519:49:04 +0000 2011
The street perfomer with the biggest amp wins. #HollywoodBlvd Sat Oct 0120:49:21 +0000 2011
Have you ever sent yourself a note and included an emoticon? (-; Mon Sep 1918:26:15 +0000 2011
Had “Rich Girl” going through my head all afternoon. And perhaps now you will,too? http://t.co/6Qjd2H1p #HallandOates Sat Sep 1700:55:42 +0000 2011
Anyone have recommendations for a good creative recruiter in NYC? Thu Sep 1517:12:45 +0000 2011
#Dodge - "If you can find it, you can have it." - Love it! www.youtube.com/dodge Tue Sep 1320:17:34 +2011
Just passed 2000 miles on my #Nike+. Woo-hoo! Thu Sep 0801:17:10 +0000 2011
Osama bin Hendrix - #VeniceBeach http://t.co/jfLwCNGTue Sep 0620:53:40 +0000 2011
Is it bad that my pocket feels like it's vibrating and my phone isn't init? Mon Sep 0500:48:21 +0000 2011
At some point you just have to build the damn thing. Fri Sep 0221:50:14 +0000 2011
The notion that some ideas write themselves is a bit misleading. #NoShitManFri Sep 0216:38:29 +0000 2011
What a pleasure to work on a brand with a soul. #VW Thu Sep 0121:18:53 +0000 2011
I’d like to read the creative brief that spawned this gem. http://t.co/nkZi7Gb Thu Sep 0108:05:19 +0000 2011
Chip Kelly: Yet another reason to be a Duck fan. http://t.co/QticOW9 Wed Aug 3120:04:49 +0000 2011
There is a time and place for creating buckets. Mon Aug 2922:08:45 +0000 2011
Duck Vader. http://t.co/mlVpB0T Thu Aug 2521:22:21 +0000 2011
I have a huge crush on @AnneCurry. Go Ducks! Thu Aug 2515:03:22 +0000 2011
@hugeinc The best work is done in the bathroom. Tue Aug 2317:47:29 +0000 2011
#RooseveltHotel - You STILL haven't called me back about my "missing"iPod. Do the right thing! Tue Aug 2316:18:55 +0000 2011
#TomRobbins #SkinnyLegsAndAll Nourishes my love of writing, and damn fun toread. Over and over. http://t.co/w7mXgm0 Tue Aug 2305:15:33 +0000 2011
One of my favorite news stories ever! http://t.co/gxrsAOL#SweetJustice Tue Aug 0906:03:36 +0000 2011
And now, back by popular demand, 24 seconds of pure, hillbilly speed banjocourtesy of #Squidbillies. Crank it up! http://t.co/VsnvR75Thu Aug 0417:50:09 +0000 2011
Enjoy the female form in your home -- without the back talk. http://t.co/1JkNy4z Tue Aug 0218:39:50 +0000 2011
Tweet leads to riot. The people want to party! http://t.co/1gjiH94Thu Jul 2816:02:12 +0000 2011
#WorldCup: Amazing comeback. An instant classic! http://t.co/U6xncKs Mon Jul 11 03:52:22+0000 2011
You really get to know a lot about your cat by cleaning his litterbox. Tue Jul 0516:03:23 +0000 2011
Um, no, it’s not okay to just change a few words in the jingle you’ve methodicallydrummed into my head the last decade or so. Sun Jul 0305:14:37 +0000 2011
Combining my kids' two favorite foods: chocolate chip chicken strips. (Patentpending.) Wed Jun 2915:31:05 +0000 2011
#DebtCeiling: Mr. President, you have the pulpit. Use it. Please. Tue Jun 2819:48:47 +0000 2011
I love Venus Williams. A beautiful woman and an amazing tennis player, butthis hurts the aesthetic of the game. http://t.co/YDOcCncMon Jun 2703:21:21 +0000 2011
#Wimbledon So . . . do the guys flip acoin to see who wears the backwards baseball cap? Thu Jun 2321:35:32 +0000 2011
Look, if you don’t want me staring at your butt, don’t write words like“juicy” across it. Otherwise, it’s all good. Wed Jun 2219:19:57 +0000 2011
#Disneyland: Strollers are a weapon.Please don't text while driving. Mon Jun 2023:48:11 +0000 2011
#Disneyland Day 4: Doing my part tostimulate the economy. Mon Jun 2023:20:57 +0000 2011
Suddenly it all makes perfect sense. #AncientAliens http://t.co/Q00gkFU Thu Jun 1606:55:17 +0000 2011
Looking for iPad apps developed for kids with autism. Language.Communication. Other learning games. Suggestions? Mon Jun 1319:40:44 +0000 2011
#AlecBaldwin, always in character. http://tinyurl.com/3ucogho Mon Jun 1308:54:07 +0000 2011
Marching bands: Cool. Marching band uniforms: Not so much. Sat Jun 1120:42:55 +0000 2011
Now accepting suggestions for my ipodrunning mix. Show me yours, and I'll show you mine. Wed Jun 0823:39:39 +0000 2011
PET PEEVE: Using "over" instead of "more than." Biggestoffenders: advertising. Fri Jun 0304:27:26 +0000 2011
The only thing better than watching men's tennis? http://tinyurl.com/44z6vjs Wed Jun 0120:32:00 +0000 2011
If this don't make you wanna swill moonshine, you're doin' something wrong.http://tinyurl.com/3qeccb8 Fri May 2706:13:24 +0000 2011
Looking forward to checking out the new ESPN book. Reminds me how greattheir commercials have been for decades. http://tinyurl.com/yhrwodgThu May 2604:44:53 +0000 2011
How could any cruise live up to this? http://tinyurl.com/2byld9Tue May 2404:03:20 +0000 2011
The twins just got back from outdoor school, 4 days older and 2 inches taller.Fri May 2022:55:40 +0000 2011
How to speak Australian. This campaign never gets old. Cheers, mate! http://tinyurl.com/3qzjrsd Fri May 2008:17:31 +0000 2011
I wish Nike would get the USexcited about tennis again. http://tinyurl.com/3t4tvqcSun May 1519:54:35 +2011
Ducks Spring Game. Admission: 3 cans of food for Lane County Food Bank.Attendance: 43,000. Everybody wins! Mon May 0218:46:04 +0000 2011
Love this NFL draft remix. Great to play during "on the clock"doldrums: http://tinyurl.com/3flfh8r Thu Apr 2818:58:04 +0000 2011
BLUE SKIES: "We surrender." GRAY: "Damn straight." Thu Apr 0721:44:06 +0000 2011
GRASS: "We su - MY FIRST RIOT: Hollywood Boulevard in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater: From what I heard, D.J. CASCADE was supposed to pull up on a flatbed truck and put on an impromptu concert.



- So then, is this a bad time to leave the building? I'm just going across the street to my hotel.

Osama Bin Hendrix @ Venice Beach. This is somebody's crazy uncle -- and somebody's son.
